cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
whats a librarians favorite color
read
(Source: el-tilichero)
One time I had a break down while driving and listening to ke$ha and I feel like that just sums up my life
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen
When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from
“There’s a man called the Doctor who lives on a
cloud in the sky and he keeps the bad dreams away.
But he lost all his friends and now he is so very lonely.”
by farbenfrei
